🪪 Certificate of Nothing – First Edition
Price: $150
Condition: Immaculately Unused
Description:
This is an official, signed Certificate of Nothing.
Issued by the Nonlinear Bureau of Inverted Provenance.
What you receive:
One printed certificate granting you the full and irreversible rights to Nothing.
A document that carries no legal power, spiritual assurance, or definable purpose.
Small print that contradicts itself.
A sense of possession, quickly followed by existential doubt.
Edition: 1 of 1
Medium: Paper, time, intention
Signed: Yes.
Framed: No. That would imply it needs one.
Perfect for collectors of rare ideas, minimalists, conceptualists, or anyone seeking formal recognition of the void.
Pickup: Public place or ambiguous location.
Payment: $150, or something of equal absurdity.